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I would like to announce that I am a proud new member of house Morgrool. As such, may I please have some more grool? lol
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*I meant “gruel”…
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I am a Snorg… Snorg… Snorgwattle, I think. Despite having repeated it three times, I cannot remember properly.
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That would be “Snorg” as in snorg, “swattle” as in swat, rhymes with throttle.
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Oh. My please accept my apologies for this appalling mistake, Ms. Snorgswattle.
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3 – Heya, fellow Snorgswattle! -highfive-
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Hello. If you will excuse my pretending to be above you, I shall instruct you that the GRIMs most likely do not approve of the words ‘heya’ ‘fellow’ or ‘highfive’. Although ‘fellow’ may be all right, ‘heya’ should probably go in two words, or turned in to ‘hello’ ‘greetings’ ’salutations’ or something similar. Ask the GRIMs about highfives. I cannot condone them though.
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7 – Aww, man. How lame. -resorts to lowfiving-
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I have been mathematically sorted into the Snorgswattle house and have come to inform Ms. Snorgswattle.
Ms. Snorgswattle, I have belonged to your house since 12:06 today, and I sincerely hope that I will not be of any sort of inconvenience to you or to Studge Academy.
Pardon me for any inappropriateness of the following question, but the combination of my exhaustion and curiosity requires that I ask. What are Studge Academy’s policies concerning sleep?
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Sleep is for sissies.
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10–Hmph. Sleep is necessary in order for the brain to produce growth hormones. Without adequate sleep, a person’s growth will be stunted. Sleep is a very necessary thing. Sleep deprivation can even lead to death.
9–Suck up!!!!!!! Such blatant cosying up to the GRIMs must not be allowed to happen! You are no better than the Inquisitorial Squad of Hogwarts!!!!! (jk)[Translate]
Everything leads to death, Miss Lovely. The key to success in life is to make the most of the time that is given one.
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Is this an RPG?
I used to be in Coontz. Will we start receiving The Filboid Studge Journal instead of Muse next month???
I’m a Snorgswattle.
12- To make the most of the time I’ve got, I’m gonna enjoy it.
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13) Let’s start now by
doing what we want, having fun and going crazyumm, figuring out what this thread should be. What classes will there be here ?[Translate]
I’m in Morgrool. I do not appreciate his morbid attitude to life. Everything leads to death, but the key to success in life is to have fun. It’s one’s own choice to define success.
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15–Oh, good. A fellow member of E. Coli’s house, with views much the same as mine! How fun!
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I appear to be a troff. How absolutely disgusting and dreadful.
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Uh, am I the only person in Troff?
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I guess I’ll be going on to my Mathematical Modeling class.
Oh, I
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18-no. I am as well, and rue it every second of my life.
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3- Muse academy has houses too????
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I was very excited, upon my entrance to Studge Acedemy, to be accepted into the Morgrool house. It was most welcoming, except I have been having trouble abiding by some of the rules and regulations.
No fidgeting? This is definitely going to be difficult, because in my previous life, I fidgeted all the time. I guess I’ll have to do all of my fidgeting in my head from now on. I also do not like the uniform. Skirts an inch below the knee? Skirts need to be at least ankle-length to allow for any sort of movement. Yes, I understand that sounds strange, but in my experience, that has been the case. Perhaps I’ll just adopt the boys’ uniform; I’m rather fond of soberly-colored bow ties.
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I am part of Morgrool house, and am enjoying it very much.
I am dilligently studying math and english right now and hard at work on a script for Script Frenzy.
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More Script Frenzy-ers! Unite, Scripters! Anyway, you see Luna, she is not sucking up, she is actually pretending. As am I. What was that, Ms. Snorgswattle? Cockroaches in your desk? Well who could have done that? *hides jar of cockroaches*
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23–oh, I know. I did say I was kidding….
Oh, and you might want to beware the oatmeal at the F&S, I do believe the wungs slipped in some beetles to drive the GRIMs bonkers.
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Hello, I am in the house of Morgrool.
It seems to me that not a single person has been sorted into Swampworthy house. Is this a mere incident of fate and luck, or is there some flaw in the mathematical system?
Like some of my classmates in the Morgrool and Snorgswattle houses, I am participating in the Script Frenzy. I have already written… one page of text.
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I see. I don’t want oatmeal anyway, although I’ll be glad for it at breakfast, if nothing changes. I’m sorry, I didn’t notice that, it being only two letters. I hope you can forgive me? Anyway, what classes are there? I suppose I chiefly have sewing, knitting, and other… ‘domestic sciences,’ was it? Ah yes. ‘portable handicrafts’ too, so I suppose my crocheting would fit right in. I shall start on it immediately. But wait… Ms. Snorgswattle? May I have permission to use colors other than greys, blacks and whites? Nothing too fancy, but maybe a brown or two, and some dull reds and blues? Perhaps dull greens as well, although yellow, orange, and purple are more frivolous, so I won’t ask for those. Anyway, may I?
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I am in the house Snorgswattle. If I spelled it right.
Oh, sorry, Ms. Snorgswattle. Did you just say that someone threw an orange at the board? That is certainly amusing, Ms. Snorgswattle, ha ha, you have a wonderful sense of humor. *coughs*
And, may I wear the boy uniform? I don’t think I enjoy skirts especially.
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As an INSPOO (INcorrect Spelling POlice Officer), I feel compelled to notify Miss Cocoa Pills of her spelling mistake. Miss Cocoa Pills, I believe that you have misspelled the word “diligently.”
Ms. Snorgswattle and Mr. Morgrool both make excellent points. I shall never sleep again.
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I suppose I am in Morgrool house, then. This small cubicle is my quarters, correct? *walks inside* Nice comfortable bed, clean grey sheets…What’s this? The wall desk is not equipped with paper? Why, how ought we to lean like strong young men and women if we are not provided with the proper tools for script and folley!
*cackles…* My devious plan is going well…
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Oh, and I misspelled “Academy.” Ah, well…
Since I last posted, I have played an hour of tennis, and it was quite intense. I was working on footwork and racket speed, and now I am tired. Unfortunately, I cannot sleep now (though the bed looks quite comfortable), for I must eat dinner, then embark on many hours of homework.
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I’m in “Swampworthy”….I am worthy of swamps? What the heck? Of course I am! Swamps aren’t the most valuable thing I am worthy of, however…
This is stupid.
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What do you do in Snorgswattle? *thinks mischief* *throws carrot* *is satisfied*
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Why is everyone so mischievous? Couldn’t we all agree with the GRIMs?
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23(or is it 33?)-Because they lack the ability to understand that creativity and color are what makes us human.
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Cheese party! *turns up music* *wears dark sunglasses*[Translate]
I’m in Snorgswattle, I think. 7+1+6 is 14 and 1+4 is 5.
*Enters door room*
Hmmm… needs some color.
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Miss Athenian, creativity and color are not essential to humanity. I would say they are more of a hinderance, as a matter of fact.
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I would like to say that right now, I am both creative and colorful! *wears purple hat and lime green shirt and carries a bight red jacket* And I’m quite creative too! With this wonderful arrangement of a cheese fortress I’ve made at the cheese party! What do you say to that MR. bookworm? >:P[Translate]
I’m a Tropp. I do wonder…do the GAPAs (Gappas) know what the blog has become?
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I am in Morgrool house, as I posted on 7:00 on the hour. Hehe! (*gets 5 for demerits for laughing*)
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Oh whatever, I’m “Troff,” not Tropp.
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Miss Muncher, I need not say anything to you. You’re post has been covered. Clearly you changed your opinions.
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I gather the Muse Blog associated some importance with the number 42, and the 42nd post on a thread. This is clearly frivolous and unnecessary. The above post by myself has no special significance.
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My dear Mr. Bookworm, a responsible young gentlemen such as yourself surely realizes that double posting is frowned upon? Even more so here, than it was at that…questionable…establishment known as MuseBlog? Additionally, you should surely realize that they are all the more frowned upon when they are, almost entirely, pointless. As all good Studgers know, MuseBlog was an inferior site. However, it is not necessary to make posts doing nothing more than demeaning it, as that is not something a respectable young gentlemen or gentlewoman does.
I trust you shall try to refrain from such things in the future.
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42) False! False! All false! I believe every single thing I just said! It’s the GRIMS! They’re sensoring all of my messages!
The GRIMS and Studge in general is a bigmeanevilpigheadedfrogwithahangoverandadesiretomutilatethemindsofinnocentfunlovingmusebloggers!
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44- Don’t you understand? the BUNNIES! THE BUNNIES!!!!!!!
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46–I beg your pardon? What of these bunnies? I don’t believe I mentioned bunnies in my comment. What might you be referring to?
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45, 47.
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